"Hey, IT worked for Pat Robertson"
NOTE: (this time sensitive post, so read it now and UNDERSTAND the VITAL information it provides)
NOTE by SPQR: Sunday 12-20-09,
On the road. Heard by a SUV full of fellow my travelers on this late night/early morning ride back from picking up Lloyd the Baptist in southern edge of the Sangre de Cristo mountains near El Macho, NM.
DON’T KILL THE MESSENGER!
Today’s Sermon from Lloyd the Baptist
“Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. But of that day and hour knoweth NO MAN, no, not the angels of heaven, but my FATHER ONLY”
“Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the SON of man cometh”
REMEMBER those two Bible quotes. I’ll get back to THAT later…
I give thanks and praise to Almighty YHWH GOD, the SON JESUS, and HOLY SPIRIT… (moment of silence)
I’ve just come back from my yearly Christmas pilgrimage into the Blood of Christ mountains. I walked out of the Sangre de Cristos with a MESSAGE from the SON. The LORD GOD ALMIGHTY is NOT happy…
Search your hearts and minds for the faith to BELIEVE what I tell you is TRUE. The WRATH of GOD is about to come down on those that displease the LORD. I bring a WARNING for CHRISTIANS, heed the WORD of the LORD or be punished for your ignorance…
I was baptized in HOLY SPIRIT and tell you NOW… the HOLY TRINITY is in NO WAY associated with ANY of the paranoid, delusional, right-wing moralists that congregate in America’s Evangelical/Fundamentalist Christian community. An angel of GOD, surrounded with the Holy Spirit, appeared to me on the mountain top near the Baptismal Hot Spring.
A terrifying vision was revealed to me… the suffering and degradation of a whole generation of good Christians who were led astray by FALSE PROPHETS. Ohhh can one even imagine the PAINFUL scene of so many Christians being cast into the pit of HELL?
Basically decent, hardworking Americans who were convinced that GOD was their good friend and JESUS a personal savior. Only to find out… to REALIZE they were supporting policies that came from satan itself.
Holy delusions that actually fooled millions of church goers into a belief system that PRAYS FOR WAR while PRAYING AGAINST HEALTH CARE for fellow Americans and the least of their Brothers/Sisters. 40+ million of them and GROWING… JESUS was known as a HEALER, right!
Please tell me again, just WHAT is the connection between SON of GOD and Conservatives/Republicans?
Christians allowed themselves to be turned away from Nature and this precious environment GOD created to meet ALL our needs. While their Corporate Masters used the air and water as SEWERS and ground to bury TOXIC WASTE…
Pastors were taught to demonize or make fun of Native cultures that cherish Nature or the Sun. Science is sent to the back of the bus. So lost in their right-wing Christian vanity… they consider themselves more intelligent than the world’s top climate scientists.
Instead of feeding the starving human beings of the world… Christians allowed their tax dollars to be used to PROVIDE WEAPONS instead. How dare you BELIEVE that JESUS (Prince of Peace) is on the same side as WAR PROFITEERS, ARMS DEALERS!
JESUS says “…satan thrives on chaos, suffering, conflict, war, greed and those who PROFIT from THAT are his followers”
I tell you TRUTH now… ANY taking part in this vile, corrupt, vicious sadistic, militaristic business system… WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY IN THE WORST PART OF HELL! You can’t imagine HOW TERRIBLE… or just how angry you’ve made the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY… REPENT! Do IT now or BE JUDGED! There are NO SECOND CHANCES after 2012...
Back in the USA 40+MILLION Americans are struggling below the poverty level but Conservative Christian priorities are about tax cuts for the RICH and tax deductible status for churches connected to their Evangelical Associations.
Charity is NOT for love’s sake but a MISSION to spread their warped belief system and hatred of gays/lesbians to the poor peoples of the world.
JESUS says Christians are not using good brain cells the FATHER blessed them with. They ignored Bible quotes like above, while listening to authors of the FICTIONAL “Left Behind” books (OR John Nelson Darby) ARE YOU people INSANE? Jumping for joy that the end is near and JESUS is on his way to take them to paradise in the clouds.
The LORD GOD ALMIGHTY says Christians will be STOPPED before they give the Neo-Cons/Republican Party enough wealth and power to hurry along Armageddon.
"By 2012, the Evangelical Christian Right and Republican Party will become such a deluded, confused, ridicules mess, any time they gather it will seem a modern day Tower of Babble." Lloyd the Baptist
Only GOD knows the time of Revelations prophecies, those that tell you different are false prophets leading you on the PATH TO HELL! The WRATH of GOD will soon be upon you unless YOU REPENT! Show humility and ask forgiveness for your FOOLISHNESS, LOW GRADE THOUGHT PROCESSES and SINS of the past.
After Sunday, December 27, 2009 if you do not turn from the wicked ways… the very words from Christian mouths will be a plague on their daily lives. The SIGNS will be unmistakable.
If they cast stones, they will be shown and exposed as hypocrites…
Conservative “voices” broadcast out CORRUPTING millions of Christians 24/7 …WILL BE SILENCED! One the LOUDEST evil voices of them all on Leap Year 2012.
Wildfires, winds, storms, floods, drought, sickness, environmental plagues, corruption and insanity cast upon Republican strongholds.
If Christians curse their fellow man/woman the curse will come back at them.
If they fail to look out for the poor, jobless, homeless, starving, physically/mentally ill or any other of the least of your brothers/sisters... then fortunes will be lost and their children will know these afflictions.
If any LIE their lies will come back to haunt them. Punishments will come from their own mouths.
Natural and man-made disasters will befall Conservatives until they weep like children... However, through the mercy/love of JESUS, those who REPENT will be forgiven.
GOD will bless his messengers who rise from nothing to lead humanity down a righteous path. I see St. Francis of Assisi, his light will shine again in a time when the hidden devil clouds Christian minds.
A majority of humanity will rise up against the evil Ruling Class...
In the name of father GOD, JESUS and the HOLY SPIRIT… So it is written, so shall it be DONE! Through the blessed mercy of JESUS CHRIST you've been given this WARNING and last chance… What you do with it is up to YOU!
NOTE by SPQR: As far as I can figure, it seems that the same time Lloyd the Baptist was in the mountains receiving the Holy Spirit… Republicans DeMint, Brownback, Forbes and Bachmann were FOOLING themselves (and their constituents) by praying to GOD to stop Health Care Reform…
Lloyd the Baptist has provided GOD’s answer to their prayers… right?
NOTE by SPQR: (Lloyd the Baptist was too much of a gentleman to include some of the more disturbing warnings about the WRATH of GOD in his communication. But I+I heard if Conservative Christian Men continue all the hate speech against Gays then Conservative men will all start to resemble Larry Craig, Mark Foley and Ted Haggard... y'know with that "suck cock twinkle" in their eyes)
OK, the Baptist wants me to stop now.
Not only is the tour into the mountains full of breathtaking scenery but participants come down from the mountaintop filled with the Holy Spirit and soon become true “children of GOD”.
LLOYD the BAPTIST tour video
For anyone interested in being baptized in the Holy Hot Springs by Lloyd the Baptist reply to this
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©2009 by FGE, LTB, Salagogo, SPQR, Rev.Chris Ward, Mary "Bloody" Goode
UPDATE: COMMUNICATION received 10:42 am, Christmas Eve, 2009: Last message from Lloyd the Baptist.
“Quand la morale triombe, il se passe des choses tres vilaines.”
This evil place is where the Big Oil philosophy of GREED, corrupted our planet. Big Chemical practice of toxic waste dumping AND an almost criminal business plan. Where else but Texas could vile Corporate entities come up with the idea to kill small business in America so a few wealthy, well-connected Aristocrats could get richer?
The Texas Star is actually the same five-sided sign of satan the Pentagon uses. Just look at the history of this evil State… The natives were killed and displaced so a bunch of close-minded, holier-than-thou White Protestants could plunder the land and resources. A long string of these corrupt, inbred, greed stricken, silver spoon elitists down through the DARK SIDE of US history.
They feel no guilt, convinced by their silver spoon Ivy League education they are SUPREME BEINGS. These hypocrites use everything from the BIBLE to Darwin to justify their warped, vicious nature. Machiavelli, Burke or maybe:
“Morality - it was created for the COMMON MAN. The HIGHER MAN doesn’t worry about whether something is GOOD or EVIL. He has the courage to rise above that sort of nonsense and ACT.”
NOTE insert from SPQR: (…BALLS! Big #*@/’n heavos man… AND 15 BILLION TONS OF TNT…)
The best example of a sick, twisted human is Tom Delay… who told his constituents to see the face of Jesus on his mug shot. In Texas, Christianity was turned into a tool for the rich guys to organize some of the most silly, ignorant, delusional, racist, numbskulls on the planet to do the work of satan. Tom Delay is the epitome of evil right-wing demons, protected among the Texas chapter of Satanists. Delay will delay his punishment in a corrupt Texas Justice system only until an Angel of the LORD gets hands on this degenerate.
WOW! Here’s something I never could have imagined until the Minister of GOD's wrath spoke during my pilgrimage into the Blood of Christ Mountains, NM.
Remember the Space Shuttle Columbia that exploded upon re-entry into the atmosphere on Feb. 1 2003? Apparently this disaster was a planned sacrifice made for the Devil’s blessings before the Arms Dealers and War Profiteers launched the War in Iraq for Big Oil. The burnt offering and ashes of the crew was spread from one end of Texas to the other. (including Llan Ramon, Israel’s 1st astronaut)
Well, enough bad news on this Christmas Eve… I’m sure everyone wants to get on to be with their loved ones… Bless you all and take this one last WARNING with you into the New Year…
There is a basic rational thread that connects ALL the religions of the world that lays out the process on how to judge whether a person is good or evil:
7 deadly SINS - pride, envy (malice), wrath, lust (lechery), gluttony, avarice (greed) and sloth. Pride, also known as the Sin of satan, was the worst
7 Virtues - (Greek) justice, temperance (moderation), courage, wisdom… (Christian) faith, hope and love (charity).
NOTE from SPQR: (YEA! Tell IT Lloyd… anything beyond sins and virtues is spin, whiny excuse, propaganda and the worst kind of bullshit)
The wrath of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY is about to come down on Texas. I’M JUST a messenger but the visions seemed pretty damn terrible. It makes the plaques of Egypt during Pharaoh look like a day at the park. REPENT! Do it NOW before it’s too late.
NOTE from SPQR: (WOW, I’d say you shameless, hard-headed, cold-hearted m’#*~/ers better ASK FOR FORGIVENESS! I don’t think there’s ever been more #*~/ed up dumbass people in the history of mankind. WANT PROOF? George W. Bush making big bucks as a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER???
Really, someone please tell me why (AFTER Bush/Cheney disaster) the American PEOPLE should EVER trust Conservatives again? Give me a reason that doesn’t involve blaming President Obama (you #*~/.’n pathetic degenerates)
NEXT investigation - How the DEA and War on Drugs made some of the most evil people on the planet wealthy and powerful enough to cause worldwide terrorism… (read LA Times article “US prosecution links drugs to terrorism” by Sebastian Rotella) ANOTHER reason to embrace a more PROGRESSIVE plan of action (instead of ALL the stale, close-minded, control by authority, Conservative FAILURES of the past)